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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

Wow. I'm shocked this piece of shit wasn't blamed by now. No plot, No good graphics, No good animation, NOTHING! I'll bet you were more careful sticking the gerbil up your ass than you were making this Flash. By the way, Clocks suck. 0!

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Grade me for what I've done, not for who I am!

Sucked Sucked Sucked!

This is one of those movies where you love it or you hate it, no in between. I hated it. There was no point. I didn't even know what that thing was at first! It just walked around doing noting, than another blob came over and tried to kill it. VERY VERY VERY BAD MOVIE 0!

It was OK.

I don't know about this one. The graphics were good and all but it wasn't to interesting. I thought it was funny though when he cut off their heads. 3!

Cool!

I thought this would be gay at first because it was making fun of the goonies but it was actually really funny. I took off some points because it was a little fuzzy and a small screen. 4!

You like dicks dont you?

You need to fall down some stairs or better yet frollic in some heavy trafic with your gay "eskablow job" flash. Who the hell puts blow job in there name anyway. Go die Queer. 0!

FUNNY!!!!

I loved this movie. The naked time part was so funny. Keep it up. 5!

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!

That almost sucked really bad. Oh, wait a minuite......IT DID! What the hell were you thinking! The wheels on his bike didn't even move! Half the time I couldn't tell if he was moving or if you were just zooming out. You just wasted 3 good minuits of my life I can never get back. Why don't you try that stunt yourself. Hope fully it will have the same outcome. By the way Clocks Suck

Hell Yea!!!!!!!

That was f*ckin awesome! I love this movie. The only problem was it was to short, Make it longer if you make a second one. But all in all that was one of the best movies ever. No wonder you got to #1. By the way, what is that song called? I know it's from Jackass the movie also but i can't find the name. Great movie man. 5!

AWESOME

I don't get Clocks. Its like a cult or something. Next thing you know there will be a strawberry dildo, than and orange dildo, than Anti-dildo dildo, than half of the people on Newgrounds will have dildo at the end of their name. By the way, watching the Clock Crew get killed is WAY more entertaining than watching any of the other crappy Clock movies. Mappy's the man. I hope you make more movies like this.
5!

Awesome!!!

My friend just went paintballing and he got shot in the nuts too!I laughed my ass off on that part. Very nice for you first movie. I hape you make more like this 5 FOR SURE!!!!!

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